Earle was built back when robots really did stuff! He's not some disembodied, polite lady voice trapped in plastic that can't think without Wi-Fi! Look at Earle's arms! Wrenches! Look at those feet - they've planed miles of Coney Island boardwalk! And all topped off with a high-speed real film camera head unit. Earle is old-school! Still, with a trick knee and a touch of lumbago, Earle looks forward to retiring and finally delving into Edward Gibbon's classic, The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.