With his onboard chemical analysis lab and street-smart circuitry, Augie has worked closely with the DEA providing hard data that's led to drug busts from Tulsa to Tehran. On his own time, he pursues his magnum opus: identifying the enigmatic elements that make up the oddly orange dust that coats many so-called "cheese puff" products. "This may result in a few new elements on the periodic table," he states confidently. Good luck with that, Agent Augie!