Arthur likes to cultivate a dark, brooding persona. As a member of Pipefitters Local 250, Los Angeles, he is recognized for both his careful work and his taciturn conversational habits. Ask him what's on his mind and he'll mumble something about "black is the color and none is the number", asked what he did last weekend, he might reply that he spent it "gazing into the abyss".
Baloney. It's all an elaborate ruse, Arthur is as fun-loving as they get. Highlights of his weekend included taking his nephew paintballing, playing ultimate frisbee with his old high school buddies, and best of all, watching a Three Stooges marathon while polishing off a bag of Funyuns.